I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
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Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
