I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson?
B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
when you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family buisness
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
