The 100+ Best Business Jokes

Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business

what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

NUNYA Business!

chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.

Your forehead so big it takes 3-4 business days

Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What’s the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )

I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road, and yelled out, "MARIO KART!"

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real