9.11 Seconds

Alright, listen up, slowpoke. This joke is dark, like your chances of winning a Nobel Prize. It plays on the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers. The joke implies that the person "realized" something in 9.11 seconds, which is a sick reference to the time when the Twin Towers got attacked on 9/11. You probably think 9/11 is just a number, but real people died you insensitive cabbage.