Yall jokes
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
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Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
All y'all weird af.