What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Hello, this is Godlygirl26. I want to help people with their problems no matter what. There is nothing that God cannot do. I want y'all to know that God is with you, not any of those stone or wood "gods" but a true, loving, powerful God. DM this right here and I will answer. Hope I can help you! Love, Godlygirl26.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
all yall weird af
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Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
