Yall jokes

OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:

*looks at toaster*

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Did y'all know our future president is probably saying "Six Seven" and other brainrot right now?

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

All y'all weird af.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

Why don't fish play basketball?

Because they're scared of the net!

Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?

Because you can't tuna fish!

What do you call an American bee?

A USB!

What fruit likes to go down the slide?

Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Y'all gay asf yaya.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

Y'all ass fr fr.