It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
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Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Costa Coffee is not named after some dude named Costa, but it's actually an acronym for how expensive and gross their coffee is. Get it? Probably not, since you're reading this explanation.