Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Short Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
