Short jokes
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!