Short jokes
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I don't know, I don't have one.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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