Short jokes
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."