Barber Jokes

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

What's the best haircut.

Chemotherapy

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer

Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣

Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.

How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!

Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much

Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it