Barber jokes
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣