Barber jokes
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
nice cut man
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.