Buckle jokes
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
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I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
The belt broke.
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Community talk
12 buckle my shoe 34 buckle some more 56 nike kicks
1 2, buckle my shoe! 3 4, buckle some more! 5 6, Nike kicks! 7 8, you gained some more weight! 9 10, you are a BIG FAT HEN! *My version*
1 2, buckle my shoe! 3 4, buckle some more! 5 6, NIKE KICKS