Short jokes
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.