Short jokes

Why is an orphan and a dog friends?

If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

just yeah bruh and yeah.

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?

The depressay expressay.

Just kidding, bleach!

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

"Me so cutie right?"

herishy, my little sissy dont report me.

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

The "P" in Batman stands for parents.

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!