Short jokes
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Did you hear Biden went to the ER?
He's having a little trouble with his Putin.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
Suiiiii!
Slay.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I groomed 2 minors today.