Infertility jokes

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.

Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.

One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.

"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?