Infertility jokes

How to tell your kid he's adopted:

Son, I'm a virgin.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"