Thalidomide Baby

Listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" ain't funny, but here's the lowdown. Thalidomide was a drug back in the day that messed up babies in the womb, causing 'em to be born without arms or legs. So, a thalidomide baby has hands but no arms to clap them together. You're probably the kinda guy who thinks a participation trophy is an achievement.