My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal
My grandmother made her passage on a boat the thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
my nans gayyyyyy
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan Your nans a gilf
my grandmother said goodnight...
she never said good morning
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
