What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.

What was Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

What is Osama bin Laden’s favorite football team?

The New York Jets

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.

jingle bells Osama smells

Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011

Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all

During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

Where does bin laden keep his cd’s

In Irak

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

jasper likes little girls and bin laden

Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I’ll leave.

People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11

Best pilot in Saudia Arabia

what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked “where are you going”

He said “Camp Bin Laden”

I asked “what do they do there”

He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”

I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”

He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”