Bin Laden Jokes

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get?

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!

Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?

Because it has at least one hundred degrees.

What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.

You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.