What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
Yooby Fo Birthday boy
9/11 happened...right? The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have? 1979.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation? I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a? With a degree!
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
You know what they say. Location Location Location. So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt and now he has degrees.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.