What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.

What was Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011

jingle bells Osama smells

Where does bin laden keep his cd’s

In Irak

What happend when obama ran for president ?

The whole us thought holy hell its osama bin laden thought he was dead.

jasper likes little girls and bin laden

Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I’ll leave.

During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama’s campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said “lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar”. Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked “where are you going”

He said “Camp Bin Laden”

I asked “what do they do there”

He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”

I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”

He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11

Best pilot in Saudia Arabia

what come afer 611? 711 what cmes after that? 811 what comes after that george w bush

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