Bin Laden jokes
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.