Bin Laden jokes
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”