Bin Laden jokes
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.