What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

What is Osama bin Laden’s favorite football team?

The New York Jets

What was Osama Bin Laden’s favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!

What’s Bin Laden’s favourite drink? Double Manhattan.

bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda

instead there was one 76 year year old virgin

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis

People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11

Best pilot in Saudia Arabia

What’s worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.

What’s the smartest crime? 3rd degree murder.

what was osamas favourite food… yer nan

Why didn’t the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

Yooby Fo Birthday boy

jingle bells Osama smells