Bin Laden jokes
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
If I had a loonie for every degree I have, I wouldn't have a loonie.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.