so i was f...ing my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife’s face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her

My wife caught me f...ing our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was f...ing out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

Man, abortion jokes just don’t get old, do they?

In fact, they don’t age at all.

The fact that Hawkins rhymes with walking and talking yet he could never do any of them

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