Infant Stroke

Alright listen up, buttercup. So this guy's nephew had a stroke, which ain't funny, I agree. But here's the kicker: since the kiddo is only one, he hadn't even learned to talk or walk yet! So, in a twisted way, the stroke just saved him the trouble of learning those things later. I know you're not that bright. Fun fact, people as dumb as you usually eat more dirt than the average person.