Short jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
"Ohh wing wing."