Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination". I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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