Milkshake jokes
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Mmmmmm zogslop~
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Pop a choccy milk!
Milk (DYM 115).