Milkshake jokes
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
What do you call a cow 馃惍 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Mmmmmm zogslop~
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 馃馃槀
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!