300+ Best Shooting Jokes - Page 20 - Worst Jokes Ever

Michael Jackson

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.

School shooting

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Two signs side-by-side are shown. The first sign on the left shows a gun with a circle and line through it and the text 'All weapons are prohibited on these premises.' The sign on the right shows a silhouette of a person holding a gun with the text 'The next person who shoots up the school is double gay.' above the silhouette, the text is above it.

Ammunition

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

School Shooter

School Shooter Memes · 5 years ago

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

School Shooter

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Bow

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is holding a rifle modified into a bow which shoots swords. The text says "AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS Your argument is invalid".

Mugshot

Willy b · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a news headline about a man jumping from a second-story apartment to escape a date who tried to shoot him for refusing sex. It features a mugshot of a person with short hair. A commenter complains about gender double standards, assuming the mugshot is of the male victim. WBRZ Channel 2 replies in a circled comment, stating that the photo is actually the woman's mugshot.

Epstein

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'

Injury

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Bro is doing tricks on it😭

The image shows a tweet by user Kurrco, stating that Playboi Carti was injured during the shoot of a music video for the song 'KETAMINE'. There is a video thumbnail and an image of a knife hanging from a ceiling. There is also a reply from user Ferzsc, expressing extreme sympathy and offering to take Playboi Carti's pain.

Play

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a man with a beard, dressed in a black suit and scarf, standing on a balcony overlooking a theater. The text overlay reads, "This play fucking sucks, someone shoot me."

Fire

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

🥲🥲🥲

The image shows a three-panel meme with a "Stonks" man reacting to different scenarios. In the first panel, text reads "There's a fire" and the Stonks man has his hands on his head and is labelled "Panik". The second panel has the text "You alert people by yelling 'Fire!'" and the man is labelled "Kalm". The third panel states, "You're on a shooting range," and the man is again labelled "Panik" with blurred hands on his head.

Murder

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Columbine

Cosmic · 11 months ago

Good Ending

A split image featuring Dylan Klebold on the left, grinning widely with a distorted face, and Eric Harris on the right, smiling in a green collared shirt. White text overlaid on the image reads: "JUST KIDDING BRO COLUMBINE SHOOTING? LETS PLAY SOME DOOM!" Below the image, against a black background, the text reads: "GOOD ENDING."

Self-defense

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Armor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Gun

Wade · 3 years ago

Guns

A meme with two men standing next to a car. The man on the left is presenting an AK-47 with a caption above it saying, "Slaps AK-47". The lower caption says, "This gun can shoot up so many schools". The face of the man on the left is covered by a US flag.

School shooting

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."

Nonsense

Willy b · 7 months ago

Pizza Hut

Wade XL · 2 years ago

The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Penguin

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

Best meme here

A cartoon image of a penguin holding a gun. The text reads, "NOOT OR I'LL SHOOT."

Community talk

Cosmo idk

Charlie Kirk just got shot. rip.

opal 😿

“Be triumphant and finish them off, and don’t leave anyone behind. Erase the memory of them. Erase them, their families, mothers and children. These animals can no longer live. If you have a [member of group] neighbor, don’t wait, go to his home and shoot him.” - Ezra Yachin

Cosmo idk

No fucking way. One of my family friend's daughter's boyfriend's cousin got killed during a gang shooting last week. He was 16. 2 other teenagers were also killed. 15 wounded.

I'm literally not joking. The gangs have to go.