Puns

Anonymous

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

Start

Anonymous

How can you tell a bow n’ arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)

Puns

Ian

a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him

Dad

Ian

I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!

Elbow

Elena

El can you grab me that bow

War

JokeeMagee

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

Game

Ian

there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!

Priest

Tarqa

A little boy went to church… the priest said get in the following positions… stand then kneel then bow… the little boy replies… can u hurry up and fuck me already

Ball

Anonymous

Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow

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