RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Fancy playing rodeo sex? “ ok then” she said !! then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as ya sisters ass and hold on for dear life .. real life cow bow boy shit !!!
what do call six gay men going in a war rain bow six siege
a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
787 bowing
El can you grab me that bow
roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master
Sam from Bow
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
A little boy went to church.. the priest said get in the following positions.. stand then kneel then bow.. the little boy replies.. can u hurry up and fuck me already
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time and---you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow...then you in trouble!
