RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
a bowman man walked into a throne room and he bow-ed to him
787 bowing.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
El, can you grab me that bow?
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
Sam from Bow.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
