Ammunition jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”