Ammunition jokes
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
A B C D E F GUN.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}