Ammunition

Ammunition Jokes

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

Cost

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

Gun

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Hospital

What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

You reload and keep shooting.

School

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

Backpack

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Gun

Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?

What?

A nail gun!

Cop

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.