Ammunition jokes
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe?
He found that he had a piece in his sole!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.