Ammunition jokes
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.