I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
You gotta believe me!
Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
Suicide is just self defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
