Self-defense jokes
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
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Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
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In the noble The Outsiders Johnny Cade ,a 16 year-old boy had the biggest impact on ponyboys life,had the biggest impact on ponyboys life.One day Ponyboy and Johnny were Walking through the park when a blue Mustang pulled up and a group of Socs came out Ponyboy knew they had to make a run for it.later that day the socs found Pony and Johnny with there girls and wanted revenge.Unfortunatly,they were caught and emedi… Read more