What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Ramsey Bevan
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
