Mugshot jokes

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?