Mugshot jokes

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

How do you know you’re ugly?

If you always get handed the camera for group photos.