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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

Erichh

the world is a cat playing with Australia

A world map is outlined with a red line to resemble a cat's body, with Australia outlined in yellow as if it were a toy the cat is playing with.

Anonymous

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Hgfdfrgt

Does anybody play vrchat

Two people in a hole in the ground are shown. They are looking up with surprised expressions. Above them are two dogs and another person also looking into the hole. The text on the image says "They found the meth!".

ohio nugget

me calling my friend to play roblox

A hamster is staring directly at the viewer with a slight tongue sticking out. The hamster is the only thing that is in focus, with the background blurred.

Kayla

Literally me after every single relationship

A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."

Gummibääääär

Who laughs last, laughs best.

A child is smiling while holding an uno card. The text on the image says "Happiness is temporary". The child is playing uno.

A Star Wars Fan

Deleting
song from
playlist
Keeping
song, but skipping
it every time it plays

Unimportant Intelligence

Who would've known?

DID YOU KNOW?
If you're playing World of Warcraft
on a Friday night & you put your
ear up to your monitor, it sounds
exactly like having no friends.

Daddy dick

mom "go play with the neighbor" the neighbbor:

A close-up shot of a child's face distorted by being pressed against a glass surface. They are wearing blue swimming goggles. The child is smiling with their teeth showing. The background appears to be outdoors and slightly blurred.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a black and white close up of a man with long dreadlocks and a stern look on his face. The text above the image says, "how P.E. teachers look at you after you wanna play soccer instead of polish mustard tag".

Shithead

once u see it, you'll never un see it

The image shows a world map with a red outline making the shape of a cat. The text says "THE WORLD IS A CAT PLAYING WITH AUSTRALIA".

minecraftsuchti

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

A Star Wars Fan

SLOW
Memedroid
CHILDREN
AT PLAY
HUNTING
WITH
SHOTGUN
ONLY

Anonymous

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Daddy dick

just follow me please one more im at 50

A baby with pigtails in a swing is shouting with one arm raised. Text overlay reads: AT DAWN WE RIDE.

shaylie lol

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

tabs1528

For those who know

The meme consists of three panels, each with text on the left and the 'Meme Man' on the right. The first panel reads: 'U swim in the sea and hear the reaper sound', next to an image of the Meme Man with hands on his head, labelled 'Panik'. The second panel shows: 'Ur not playing Subnautica' next to the Meme Man with a calm face labelled 'Kalm'. The final panel repeats: 'Ur not playing Subnautica', but the Meme Man looks distressed and is labelled 'Panik'.

SexyAndIKnowIt

The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.

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