So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
