Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. đź•şđź•şđź•ş
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
