Gun violence jokes
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.