Gun range jokes

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."