Wade XL
@wadexl
X-Men Origins Wolverine Deadpool
- Freaking out everyone since 2009 -
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Finally, my life is complete. I have done it….
