Target Practice jokes

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.