Target Practice jokes

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What's America's no. 1 class?

Target practice.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Damn, I love being a sniper.

I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.