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Pizza Hut

Wade XL · 2 years ago
    • The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".
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    • Pizza Hut Employee

    kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

    • PIZZA

    A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".
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    • Government

    Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

    The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'
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    • Chain

    Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago
    • A classical painting showing a white and brown dog howling in pain as its paw is pinched by a large black lobster on the floor. Labels on the image identify the dog as "The home intruder about to be promoted to a missing person," a smaller red lobster nearby as "God (weeping)," and the large lobster as "Me with chains and an electric auto milker."
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    • Last Word

    Anonymous · 1 month ago

    • Kidnapper: "Any last words?" Me: "i know karate!"

    A young girl with long brown hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth, looking as if she is screaming or shouting. She holds her hands up in a dramatic or defensive gesture. She wears a light-colored t-shirt with a faint design. The background shows white louvered doors and a dark doorframe.
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    Rapist

    Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

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