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Pizza Hut

15 views · Wade XL · 2 years ago

The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Pizza Hut Employee

21 views · kanade otonokoji · 3 years ago

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Government

18 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

The image features a news headline stating, 'Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: Shoot them yourselves.' Below the headline, several handguns are displayed. The bottom part shows a character holding a pistol from a video game with the text 'we can't expect God to do all the work.'

Chain

141 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A classical painting showing a white and brown dog howling in pain as its paw is pinched by a large black lobster on the floor. Labels on the image identify the dog as "The home intruder about to be promoted to a missing person," a smaller red lobster nearby as "God (weeping)," and the large lobster as "Me with chains and an electric auto milker."

Last Word

44 views · Anonymous · 9 days ago

Kidnapper: "Any last words?" Me: "i know karate!"

A young girl with long brown hair, wide eyes, and an open mouth, looking as if she is screaming or shouting. She holds her hands up in a dramatic or defensive gesture. She wears a light-colored t-shirt with a faint design. The background shows white louvered doors and a dark doorframe.

Rapist

1349 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

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