Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Armor Jokes
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What is an owl that wears armor?
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
