Gun Control

Gun Control Jokes

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

School

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

Self-defense

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Parent

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

America

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

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  • Shooting Range

    I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

    Weapon

    Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

    That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

    Shooting

    As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

    School

    There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

    Shooting

    What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

    The Las Vegas shooting.

    Shooting

    Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.