Gun Control jokes

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Gun control...

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.