Gun Control jokes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Guns control.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Gun control...
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.