Columbine jokes
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
