Columbine

Columbine Jokes

Brain

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

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    Shooter

    The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.

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  • Date

    Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

    Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

    Shooting

    After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

    They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

    Song

    What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

    Cow

    Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

    They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.