Alternate Reality Columbine

Listen up, simpleton. This uses the infamous Columbine shooters, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, who were famously obsessed with the video game *Doom*. The joke is dark humor, pretending that instead of committing a horrific mass shooting, they just said 'Just kidding, bro' and played video games instead. You're so dense, you probably thought the actual ending was good.