School shooting memes

What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?

A Sandy Hooker

Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."