Sex jokes
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.