Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Sex Jokes
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
