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Bigfoot's Secret

Anonymous
8 years ago ยท
  • Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Bigfoot, the hairy cryptid, is actually a dude covered in glue who performed oral sex on Susan Boyle. Get it? You're probably still using dial-up, aren't you?

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