I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
Call Waiting Interruption
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, clueless human! This joke is about a phone sex session getting ruined. 'Bits' can mean two things, see? Your private parts, or, like, the digital bits of a phone signal. So, the 'call waiting' beep 'cut off' the connection, but also, metaphorically, your... well, you get it. You're so simple, it's almost impressive.