Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Disabledman
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.