Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Why aren't blind people allowed to skydive anymore? It really scares the shit out of the dogs.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day. The place was absolutely crawling in pussy.