Bukkake jokes

Meal

  • Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

    Starters - Foreplay

    Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

    Dessert - Blowy

    Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

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  • Male

  • ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

    Cum Junkie.

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  • Cock

  • Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!

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  • Rainbow

  • So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

    And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

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