Premature Ejaculation jokes

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?

A: He believes in the second cumming.

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

*having sex on lexapro*

Her: Cum for me, baby!

Me: I'm trying!

I'm about to cum!

Erectile dysfunction.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.