Cartoon character jokes
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!