Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Who is m.j's cartoon character?
Muzon kibutsuji
Hehe
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "