Cartoon character

Cartoon Character Jokes

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Dora

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Memes

Centimeter

If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

Dad

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Hairline

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!