Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
