Cartoon character jokes
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!