Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
What do you call five Black people having sex? Threesome
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them? I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
What’s the best part having sex with a pregnant woman? You can have sex and a blow job at the same time
i had sex with an disabled girl you can say I handiclapped those cheeks
What do you call lesbian sex during their period A blood transfusion
What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
“ the boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls so he fingered his female cat”
“ the dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife but his wife said no so he fucked his daughter”
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
