Pleasure Jokes

What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.

Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too

why dont vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy

What does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

like if u wana hve sex

If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong

What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.

They go to infinty and beyond

What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.

Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.

Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.

Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.

Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.

But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.

Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.

So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.