Sex jokes
I fucked a wall.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!