When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Sex Jokes
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Nutty.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
