Sex jokes
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I fucked a wall.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Memes
I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.
It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."