Sex jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Memes
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.