Sex jokes
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Memes
Nutty.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Saw (DYM 69).
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"