Sex jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Saw (DYM 69).
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Nutty.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.