Sex jokes
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.