Sex jokes
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Nutty.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Saw (DYM 69).
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Memes
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.