Sex

Sex jokes

Mom

    • I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

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    • Meat

    • Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

    Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

    Male

    • 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

    Cum Junkie.

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    • Sex memes

    Pleasure

    • Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?

    If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?

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    • Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

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    • Difference

    • What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

    Donkey

    • Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

    Because the donkey gets tired.

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    • Condom

    • Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

    Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

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    • Candy

    • Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.