The Pet Snake

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5 years ago

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. So the sister asks to pet the brother's "snake" (aka his pee-pee). Then she bites it off because it "spit" on her. Get it? It's a pee-pee joke. You probably think pee-pee is stored in the balls.

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5 years ago

Uuuuum this is the first jock i sent

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