Sex jokes
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
So, no head?
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Penis.