Sex jokes
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Memes
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I like penis in my bum!
Two sticks only make a fire.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Penis.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"