Sex jokes
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Memes
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Penis.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
F*ck my ass.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3