Sex jokes
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
F*ck my ass.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Memes
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Vagina?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?