Sex jokes
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Memes
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Pussy = drugs.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I like penis in my bum!
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!