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Daddy dick · 3 years ago
  • 💀😂

    The image depicts a conversation where a 6-year-old child looks at their mom's ID card, specifically the sex designation "F". The child laughs and when asked why, they state, "I can't believe you're so bad in sex that you failed in it." The image finishes with the text: "Husband died laughing."
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  • Pussy

    Flappy. · 2 years ago
  • The image depicts a wedding photo of a couple kissing. In the foreground, there's a cat wearing a bowtie with a speech bubble containing an surprised emoji, and above the couple, there's a speech bubble saying 'I'll eat your pussy tonight!'
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  • Job

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • I’m a professional 😉

    A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"
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  • Song

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."
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  • Actress

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a headline and accompanying images of actress Elizabeth Hurley, stating that she performed a lesbian sex scene directed by her own son. Below this text is a reaction image of an angry piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with the text "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this".
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  • Furry

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."
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  • Vulgarity

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A wooden door hanger, similar to a 'Do Not Disturb' sign, hangs on a doorknob. It features text in all capital letters and a graphic. The top part of the sign has text partially obscured by the doorknob. Below the doorknob cutout, the text reads 'IF THIS DOOR IS SHUT', followed by a graphic illustration of a man and a woman in a sexual position. The text below the graphic reads 'I'M POUNDING A SLUT'.
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  • Project

    DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago
  • Fill it out if u want

    A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.
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  • Porn

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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  • Nicotine

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.
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  • Abortion

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A green cartoon character shaped like a tombstone from the show 'Groovie Goolies' smiles while holding a large white bone in a graveyard scene. The text overlay reads: 'When you fuck a chick that's had 10 abortions. it was a graveyard smash.'
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  • Sister

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
  • A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."
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  • Grandma

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post where Chi Sosa asks about people's most embarrassing sex moment. A commenter replies, "our grandma walked in". Below the social media post there is a picture of Thanos asking, "OUR?".
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  • Illusion

    Anonymous · 3 years ago
  • Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

    A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.
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  • Nut

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".
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  • Fact

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

    The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."
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  • Croc

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."
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  • Exam

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.
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  • Brain

    Willy b · 7 months ago
  • A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."
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  • Gonorrhea

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An image showing a pencil character holding hands with a cartoon girl. Above them text reads: "People make mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers and Cindy has gonorrhea." The word gonorrhea is crossed out with a red line.
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