Science jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
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I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
