I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, youβre a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Why did the weathermanβs cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
