Science jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Memes
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.