Science jokes
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Uranus is blue.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".