Science

Science jokes

Sun

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

Memes

Physicist

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Hairline

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Wheelchair

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Cow

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

Momma

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Ocean

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!